The four people stood in awe at this horrible sight and even worse music. It looked like it was
about to rain, so they headed to the parking lot, claiming it was to beat the rush out of the
park. But in reality, they just wanted to escape from Steve. They stopped at Baker Square to
get some food and were horrified when their server came. It seems the small piece of Steve
that had been severed had grown into a functioning person. Obviously not quite as talented as
the original, since he got to be Mr. Six-Six-Six and the severed piece was waiting tables, but
that’s still more employment than certain band members have.
That same night, not too far away, John was visiting Predophile for Halloween. Little did
John know that Jesus Christ was in the area hunting for a little devil. Jesus traced the devil to
an apartment that was exactly 66.5 miles from the start of his journey, and stormed it to scold
the hell-child. Jesus used the massive Jesus feet to kick down the door, and when he was
done he started to leave, but saw John and Predophile. He scolded John for a good hour for
all the stupid crap he’s done, and then had cake and chili with them. It was quite good cake.
Jesus is known for being an advocate of cannibalism, and cake made with blood and pus fits
the bill. They gave Jesus some booze, since the blood of Christ must be at a certain BAC at all
times, and played a game of scrabble. Jesus left jizz on the scrabble board, and then departed
into the night to continue fighting evil. If only an alliance was made with Jesus that night….
A couple days after Halloween the band and fill in member Byrone gathered at John’s for
normal practice. Steve had returned as well, since being apart from John wasn’t the smartest
thing for Steve either. He can only dance to that one song for so long before he goes insane
and starts stabbing children. The management at the park thought it was best he left.
It was a typical practice, until everyone was packing up to return to their homes. But
something catastrophic happened. It appeared that someone had revived the ancient demon
known as The Walker. Why would anyone do such a thing? This demon would accomplish
so much wrong in the world, and yet someone had to bring it back into power. Sure, if you
have certain values this demon would do things to cater to them, but any educated person
would be aware of the horrible price that would be paid for it. Whoever did this must have
really been pushed too far or have no regard for fellow human life, for now the lumbering
demon marches across central Norway to the east coast where he will take his throne. It is
only a matter of time before Norway and the rest of world feels the enslaving clutches of this
abomination.