V - Puking Goblin (abridged version)
(The Troll)
I smell vomit
Smell it in the air
Think I'll keep these crackers
Away from the guy with red hair
Puking goblin
Smell it through the smoke
Seven days with Andrew
Can make you a thirsty little dope
Even drunkards need a little ‘sinthe!
Puking goblin
Vomiting all night
He's the liquor store's best customer
Who only comes at night
Puking goblin
Frosty's girlfriend called
Standing up or lying down
But either way he'll fall
Oyster crackers splatter all over the wall
VI - 76 Emo Kids
(Andrew, Coy, John, The Troll, Tyrone)
Seventy-six emokids led the big parade
With a hundred and ten nu metalers close at hand
They were followed by rows and rows of poseurs that don’t rhyme with rows;
to kill every member of this band.
Seventy six emokids caught the arrow volley
With a hundred and ten nu metalers right behind
There were more than ten thousand springing up like weeds,
They were war mongering and generally unkind
There was a slaughter with more gore than Platoon
Thundering and killing all along the way
Coy threw Andrew into some of these goons
Who later started saying the troll was gay
There were fifty mounted cannons in the battery
Thundering, thundering, louder than before
Giant pants of every size and kids we'd like to pulverize
The troll and dwarf were counting bodies and keeping score
Seventy six emokids fell over dead
While a hundred and ten body's stench filled the air
The smell of Raincoat was 'Harsh Harsh Harsh'
All the kids began to fled
And very few have survived to see today