I - Norway, Scandinavia
(Andrew, Coy, John, The Troll)
Norway, Scandinavia
Norway, Scandinavia
Norway, Scandinavia
Let me burn your town again
Norway, Scandinavia
Norway, Scandinavia
Norway, Scandinavia
That's where Creidhne wants us dead
If you'd like to have a logical explanation
Why we occupy this Norse location
I'll say "no" without a moment of hesitation
And swing my axe right into your face
Norway, Scandinavia
Norway, Scandinavia
Not Sweden
Finland, Sveeden, Scotthenberg or Rome
But Norway, Scandinavia
Norway, Scandinavia
Norway, Scandinavia
My true grim home
II - The Lonely Goblin
(Coy)
Low on a ground was a lonely goblin
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the laughter at the lonely goblin
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in the band they acted like a bunch of turds
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lamentations clear from the goblin's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
An impostor’s in the studio, his vocals heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Me playing in my band again never will be heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Impostors’ in the studio music is heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
The displaced members drinking beer was all to be heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
One slutty girl playing the bass is now heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
She yodeled over to the lonely goblin (ewwww)
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Soon revenge on this traitors will be upon them
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Vengeance will come fast from this red-haired goblin
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ummm (ummm) . . .
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee . . .
. . . yodeling . . .
One slutty girl’s now a plaything for a band
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo
John fought the Grendel and severed his hand
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Soon the impostor will be purged by the goblin
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm
The dragon will be summoned, victory for the goblin
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o . . .
. . . yodeling . . .
Soon the founding member will return
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
:
Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay
HOO!